{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow on a trampoline?","punchline":"A milk shake!","id":195}
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Reducing is a 1931 American pre-Code comedy film directed by Charles Reisner and written by Beatrice Banyard, Robert E. Hopkins, Willard Mack and Zelda Sears. The film stars Marie Dressler, Polly Moran, Anita Page, Lucien Littlefield, William Collier, Jr. and Sally Eilers. The film was released on January 3, 1931, by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?","punchline":"Damn!","id":172}
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Bertha Nicoline Tuxen was a Danish painter of still lifes,